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Jer is the louder, more obscenity-laced half of the duo. He is
the Secretary of the Ann Arbor Science Fiction Association, board member and one of the founders of ConStruct,
and the Hotel Liaison for Penguicons since 6.0. His free time is spent bicycling, conrunning, raising his kids, and trying
to tear out the throat of his wife Roadhouse style! Oh, and this picture no longer looks anything like him, so we need to update!
Carrie's voice sounds vaguely more feminine than Jer's
(most of the time), and this is the easiest way to tell them apart. Carrie believes in life, liberty, and the pursuit of manifold hair colors.
She thinks that she actually does have a good personality, but also likes to remind everyone that her mom thinks she's pretty when she feels
she's losing an argument. In her spare time, she plays video games, belly dances, and works on her neverending quest to become a karaoke legend.
Once she masters unassisted walking, she will probably study breakdancing and become an ace b-boy. That or a fire-breathing pony. Carrie drinks
her eggs raw, like Rocky.
- Jess - Generally funny, often horny, and usually drunk... what more could you ask for? Jess was the original guest of the show! Also, chair of 2010's ConFusion.
- Matt - Penguicon 7.0's con chair and a frequent contributor of content on the show.
- Lucy - If there's anyone who is drunker than Jess on the show, it would be Lucy. Impressive, actually, as she is so rarely drunk...but so rarely sober on the show.